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weird R rated movies and me

yes... I've watched many these past few days... shall I list?

Thumbsucker
Still a thumbsucker at 17 he tries to replace his "habit" with others, such as...
**riddalin (stops when he learns it is only 3 molecules away from cocaine and has a huge breakdown at a debate state championship)
**a weird girl who uses him because she knows he won't hurt her (well duh... he still sucks his thumb and he's a senior in high school...)
**pot (this habit is stopped when his supply is cut off from the above)
Finally he is on the plane to him dream college in New York after he has finished and he is dreaming about his dream career (an anchorman) and then he realizes he is talking like he has something in his mouth...
He wakes up and is sucking his thumb.

The Squid and the Whale
Mummy (a up and coming writer who has been having affairs since she and pops were married) decides she and daddy-o (also a writer who is now quite unsuccesful and instead is a college professor) need a divorce (he hit her with a tennis ball too hard during a "playful" match). Dad buys a house on the other side of the park (they live in Brooklyn... next to a park?) dun dun dun. The place is a dump.
Well Dad decides to offer a room to his risquee college student who writes racy sex scenes for her class and at first older son sides with Dad and younger son with Mom until this happens and he sees his dad and lust (the racy college student) getting busy (she decides to move out the next morning... go figure). Meanwhile mom is having an affair with younger brother's tennis instructor.
And on top of it all the younger brother (9) is getting drunk all the time and mastrubating and spreading the semen around school. Yippee!
Whats more it's all based on a true story...
quite disturbing I know.

Walk the Line (ok ok this one's only PG-13 and not indie I know but still weird)
I learned three things...
**Johnny Cash had a traumetizing childhood
**Johnny Cash had a severe speed problem caused by his traumetizing childhood
**Joaquin (sp) Pheonix has something funny going on with his lips not functioning properly that was totally bugging me throughout the entire movie

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