the bright side of ugly

bored bored bored. i hate summer its so long and boring and sucky without camp :'( i have another orthodontist appointment today which always promises to be fun. my old orthodontist moved to high point... furniture capital of the world (?) and so the new lady is like grr headgear or die. i chose die i think because hate the headgear. not only unattractive but uncomfortable as well. anyway so i have to have new xrays and impressions and stuff which also sucks. lets hope i dont barf or get radiation posioning this time... what else is new? might see a movie today. bewitched! avec amy. it looks sort of dumb but whatever im boooooored. sims2... (thats what we do while mummies at work... sit around on our bums, eat chocolate pudding, watch dawsons creek and play endless hours of sims2.) goodness gracious me i hate being bored...

Posted by hayley at Thursday, June 30, 2005 | Permalink | Comments

i know i already posted one today but that was this morning and as i am loser with nothing better today i think i'll leave another one. so my dad got this new program at his office where he needs internet access on his computer at home. this means that they have decided to get wireless internet for my house. heehee. so we've all been puttering around with it since it came home but couldn't get it to work until mom went and talked to the guy at the apple store but now it is working and i hooked up my computer and so now i can Blog in Bed. but i wouldnt do that because that would be weird. but anyway went to the pool today and the water was the prettiest color. aquamarine. but then a cloud covered the sun and it started to rain and so norah and i convinced dad to buy us some ice cream and leave lol. ice cream at the pool is just unavoidable. so good in its little plastic package after a swim. nothing much else going on. leaving for chicago in like 2 days yay. then camp the week after that. i cant think of anything else good to say so i will just stop now. yeah that sounds like a good idea before i make a complete and utter fool of myself...

Posted by hayley at Sunday, June 19, 2005 | Permalink | Comments

today is fathers day so my mother has asked my father to do some yardwork and take me and norah to the pool while she goes shopping for clothes which she needs for chicago because we're going on wednesday (yay excited yay!!) at least we get some good bbq or pizza or whatever for dinner. and a chocotaco at the pool. yummy yummy. and because it is fathers day we had bacon for breakfast. turkey bacon but bacon still. salty crunchy yummy. yesterday i was so bored that i made a dumb quiz. voila:
who said it?

1.___ when asked by a british child what the white house was like he responded with a tactful "it's white"

2.___ "smoking kills. if you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life'

3.___ "whenever i watch tv and see those poor starving kids all over the world i cant help but cry. i mean, i'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff"

4.___ "i made a pact with myself that i wasnt going to hook up with anyone. so, right not, im not going to date anyone. i'm not going to kiss anyone. nothing."

5.___ "dumb is just not knowins. ditzy is having the courage to ask! dizty is not editing yourself."

6.___ "i have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but i don't always agree with them"

WORD BANK **may use names more than once**
a) paris hilton
b) george bush
c) jessica simpson
d) brooke shields
e) mariah cary













ok did you guess?? here are the answers:
1. b
2. d
3. e
4. a
5. c
6. b

hee hee funny funny celebrities are such idiots why do we idoize them so and pay them billions of millions of dollars each year for doing what... being an idiot? being rich? dunno. dont care. lets eat some chocolate pudding.

Posted by hayley at Sunday, June 19, 2005 | Permalink | Comments

i haven't written in a while. it is because it is summer and my time is filled with orange/lime flavored jello and daytime talkshows/soap operas/dawsons creek because mum is working in the mornings and so norah and i are stuck at home with the tv and the jello. and today i was messing around on the internet and sims2 came out for mac so now i can waste my money and buy that but i was realizing that i need a life. what kind of loser/freak sits around and looks up when sims2 comes out for mac? i cant beleive i just admitted that. what a loser am i. i had armadillo grill for lunch though and it was really good. i love the armadillo grill. and it was next to the birk store so we went in and got comfy sandals for camp and they feel really good. AND going to chicago next wednesday YAY im really excited its gonna be really fun and then we come back for five days and then off to camp. nothing else going on. i need something to do so i think i will go make pudding. i love chocolate pudding and it is fattening which is an extra plus. wheeee i feel like a loser!!!

Posted by hayley at Friday, June 17, 2005 | Permalink | Comments

my mom found some baby bunnie fur on the lawn. dad said the hawk got it. then they got mad at mommy bunnie for eating the new plants that my mom wanted (and got obviously) for mothers day. they were pretty but poor mommy bunnie needs some comfort foods after her beloved baby was eaten viciously by a predatory bird and its fur was scattered all over the lawn. on the other hand maybe it wasnt a so beloved baby as rabbits can get pregnant the day they give birth. ew.

Posted by hayley at Sunday, June 05, 2005 | Permalink | Comments

wow i have seen like 3 doctors in the past 24 hours and my tummy hurts from being poked at for an hour and a half ultrasounds must die lol and so much gel was squirted onto my poor abdomen that they had to open a new squirty thing lol kind of funny actually... still not fun though i hope i feel better enough to go to camp because the first doctor said that i couldnt unless i gained 10 pounds but that might be changed now that i am not considered to have an eating disorder anymore because thats what she first thought and put me on the cookie diet (3 cookies a day; 2 bananas; 16 oz. cup of chocolate milk; cup of pistachios w/o shells) but now i cant eat any milk stuff (or thats what dad said....) and mommy is talking about joining a support group but the intestine thingy i have doesnt seem so bad to me... i mean of course i'd rather not but after seeing all of the really really sick kids in the blood ward today im just pretty happy not to be one of them... and if i follow the special diet and take iron supplements then i wont even have to have my bowels removed and a bag put in instead so looks ok to me i guess. just really glad not to be one of those sick kids visiting the blood doctor. there was this one optomistic girl and she started out doing hw but then left and came back into this like comfy waiting room place (waiting room inside the doctors office... it had lots of comfy-plastic rocking and arm chairs and stuff) all hooked up to this big machine-y thing and her mom was on the phone arranging an appointment for special treatment in pennsylvania and there was also this little boy eating chick-fil-a hooked up to a similar machine and a little hispanic toddler and also a girl on chemo hooked up to same machine and she had a kercheif on because she was balding and i just felt really really happy not to be diagnosed with one of those yucky cancer-terminal die diseases. so the intestine thing wont kill me... just cause pain and for that i guess im pretty glad...

Posted by hayley at Wednesday, June 01, 2005 | Permalink | Comments