Sunday, January 15, 2006
you know your french (or other worldly language) teacher wishes she was still 16 when...
**you see her checking her myspace during class
**she has never been seen wearing heels less then 3 inches high
**when on the rare occasion she does show up in red pumas and is asked why she goes into a lengthy rant about her sex life
**she is the most provocative dresser in school
**gets a chiauaua for christmas from her fiancee
**names the dog after her (not native) paris
**she spends a whole period talking about how her boyfriend proposed*****
**she teaches high school french for goodness sakes!
*****I admit... that was my previous french teacher who spend the period talking about the exact method her boyfriend used to propose but I think that it fits with the rest of the list.
**she has never been seen wearing heels less then 3 inches high
**when on the rare occasion she does show up in red pumas and is asked why she goes into a lengthy rant about her sex life
**she is the most provocative dresser in school
**gets a chiauaua for christmas from her fiancee
**names the dog after her (not native) paris
**she spends a whole period talking about how her boyfriend proposed*****
**she teaches high school french for goodness sakes!
*****I admit... that was my previous french teacher who spend the period talking about the exact method her boyfriend used to propose but I think that it fits with the rest of the list.
you know your day is going to be bad when by first period you...
**wish your math teacher had never been born (then he couldn't have assaigned that incredibly hard math test you took today... could he have?)
**are already listening to blink 182 on your ipod
**are disgusted by all your obnoxious peers who have replaced their ipod mini with a nano or video ipod
**are already thinking of how school squashes creativity and teaches the new generation how to be followers
**think how much better life would have been if the neolithic revolution had never happened
**take back the previous argument and thank g-d for showers
**are already listening to blink 182 on your ipod
**are disgusted by all your obnoxious peers who have replaced their ipod mini with a nano or video ipod
**are already thinking of how school squashes creativity and teaches the new generation how to be followers
**think how much better life would have been if the neolithic revolution had never happened
**take back the previous argument and thank g-d for showers