faking sick, fist fights, & the second coming of a robotic jesus
1. faking sick
caught a ride home with rebecca yesterday because my mom was with my sisters girl scout troop who was bowling for the afternoon. we were in the car and her brother abe (he's 7) was there too. rebecca was talking about school and he was like i didnt go to school today. turns out he faked sick (or was only like a little sick and faked be a lot sick... dont really know) and her dad bought it and took him to work with him! rebecca said that he was like "must play video games, only video games can save me" in the morning while he was sposed to be eating breakfast. i totally wish norah did cute stuff like that. i swear the two of us (or at least me...) have always been scared to like fake sick. the only time i've ever done it was once when like my ears were really bothering me and i had a head and stomach hurt and i had half a fever and the nurse was like wanna call ur mom and i could've stayed at school but i didnt but i was half sick so maybe that doesnt count? i only missed 2 periods and lunch so not so bad right? whatever. still thought it was cute
2. these boys in my math class had a fistfight. we were having a free day because of eogs and they were playing uno or something and someone got hit and their mother insulted i think and the next thing one kid was like pushing the other and then the pushed kid started like beating down on the pushers head like die die die. i think they got like 2 day iss or 2 day suspension but it was like the first time anyones ever had like a fight in class... i saw some funky seventh graders beating it out in the hall one time between classes but the principal was right there and she like pulled them apart. ms crocker was kinda pissed she was like " this has never happened in all my 5 years of teaching" which i guess is a pretty long time to teach but not like "i havent ever seen this with 50 years of experience." but she sent them right outside she was like "out out of my classroom right now" and they went straight to cougar pause. culbreth is supposed to have like a 0 tolerence policy for fights but obviously not cuz they didnt get expelled but w/e
3. the second coming of a robotic jesus
we're writing scifi stories in l.a. as like our final grade because ms hall doesnt wanna give us a final and we were talking about charactaristics of a scifi story. each group had to write down some and then share with the class. we were going around and my group was like "advanced technology" or something and other groups were like "time travel" and the last group was like joey and dylans group and i think to be funny (i think so) were like laser condoms (funny) and the second coming of jesus (think they meant this funny too but not sure... im just like paranoid about like people that try to convert others and stuff they were probly trying to be funny but you never know i dont know w/e) and ms hall was like "no boys, when one begins to talk about religous issues like the second coming of jesus it becomes theistic not science fiction" and they were like "but ms hall... what if jesus was a robot? what if it was the second coming of a robotic jesus, would it be a science fiction story then?" and i thought that was pretty funny hahahahaha only really not so poop a little amusing though...
caught a ride home with rebecca yesterday because my mom was with my sisters girl scout troop who was bowling for the afternoon. we were in the car and her brother abe (he's 7) was there too. rebecca was talking about school and he was like i didnt go to school today. turns out he faked sick (or was only like a little sick and faked be a lot sick... dont really know) and her dad bought it and took him to work with him! rebecca said that he was like "must play video games, only video games can save me" in the morning while he was sposed to be eating breakfast. i totally wish norah did cute stuff like that. i swear the two of us (or at least me...) have always been scared to like fake sick. the only time i've ever done it was once when like my ears were really bothering me and i had a head and stomach hurt and i had half a fever and the nurse was like wanna call ur mom and i could've stayed at school but i didnt but i was half sick so maybe that doesnt count? i only missed 2 periods and lunch so not so bad right? whatever. still thought it was cute
2. these boys in my math class had a fistfight. we were having a free day because of eogs and they were playing uno or something and someone got hit and their mother insulted i think and the next thing one kid was like pushing the other and then the pushed kid started like beating down on the pushers head like die die die. i think they got like 2 day iss or 2 day suspension but it was like the first time anyones ever had like a fight in class... i saw some funky seventh graders beating it out in the hall one time between classes but the principal was right there and she like pulled them apart. ms crocker was kinda pissed she was like " this has never happened in all my 5 years of teaching" which i guess is a pretty long time to teach but not like "i havent ever seen this with 50 years of experience." but she sent them right outside she was like "out out of my classroom right now" and they went straight to cougar pause. culbreth is supposed to have like a 0 tolerence policy for fights but obviously not cuz they didnt get expelled but w/e
3. the second coming of a robotic jesus
we're writing scifi stories in l.a. as like our final grade because ms hall doesnt wanna give us a final and we were talking about charactaristics of a scifi story. each group had to write down some and then share with the class. we were going around and my group was like "advanced technology" or something and other groups were like "time travel" and the last group was like joey and dylans group and i think to be funny (i think so) were like laser condoms (funny) and the second coming of jesus (think they meant this funny too but not sure... im just like paranoid about like people that try to convert others and stuff they were probly trying to be funny but you never know i dont know w/e) and ms hall was like "no boys, when one begins to talk about religous issues like the second coming of jesus it becomes theistic not science fiction" and they were like "but ms hall... what if jesus was a robot? what if it was the second coming of a robotic jesus, would it be a science fiction story then?" and i thought that was pretty funny hahahahaha only really not so poop a little amusing though...
did i ever sing u my 'plastic jesus' song?
Posted by
Ruthie |
11:22 AM
no omg must sing me plastic jesus song at funky usy thingy ok lol
Posted by
hayley |
1:15 PM