time to take out the trash
so yesterday I watched a dumb movie
and today I read a dumb book
and believe it or not
the story lines were pretty similar (and equally trash-y).
stupid lifetime movie:
denise richards stars as a wedding planner who has ocd (I'm not even kidding, that's seriously part of the plot...)
complicated ups and downs ensue...
timeline anyone?
1. breaks up with her husband (tried to cheat on her with her sister>>notice this detail because it will come back to bite you in the butt) but they are still legally married.
2. gets a huge wedding order at work (naw... not the the SAUSAGE KINGS DAUGHTER! why we'll be the talk of the town)
3. is at another wedding and when the groom decides to rappel down the church (?) and gets stuck meets a fire fighter and flirts
4. finds out that firefighter man is engaged to her client
5. firefighter (un)hottie makes various moves on poor ocd afflicted wedding planner... takes her to a park and when she jumps off a carousel in an attempt to get away from him (as she realizes that what she is doing is wrong...) twists her ankle. He takes her to the ER and makes her breakfast the next morning bla bla bla
6. Planner goes to work and finds client had a fight with her fiancee... he comes in and surprise surprise
7. Finds out that client is actually engaged to firefighter man's BROTHER (also a firefighter (un)hottie)
8. Two weeks before wedding and sausage king's daughter wants to move her wedding up because she is pregnant with her fiancees brother
9. I don't remember how but somehow she finds out that the two (un)hottie's have yet another brother!... decides to forgive original firefighter man
10. Wedding planner freaks out and storms out on her and firefighter man's date that night
11. Planner gets her ex to come over and finally sign the divorce papers... but on his way out he sees DUN DUN DUN... firefighter man and lets him know that they're "married"
12. ultimate reconciliation at wedding.
and finally
13. A wedding of ocd wedding planner's own... with the original (un)hottie as the groom... but with his other brothers ayears when she nd sausage kings daughter standing by.
**insert between every other word jokes that are meant to be witty but instead come off as incredibly stupid (in part because they are incredibly stupid)
stupid book not worth printing on paper
1. girl breaks up with her boyfriend of four years when she goes to college
2. girl converses with lesbian (again weird/random but strangely part of the actual plot...) sister via email
3. girl meets sorority ready roomate who is a pagant beauty queen
4. girl decides to flirt with boys every day for a month (with the help of roomie and lesbian sister)
5. girl meets "hottie" at newspaper
6. girl finds "hottie" is taken
7. girls ex comes down for the weekend... they break up all over again
8. girl gets involved with a boy exactly like her ex
9. girl breaks up with clone of ex
10. girl learns that "hottie" is single after all
11. girl gets together with hottie
**insert between every word cheap alcohol/beer (because no one cards you at college), ugly skirts, and designer coffees (which every college student can afford despite lack of a job and humble beginnings in new joisey)
so dumb
must clense my mind...
and today I read a dumb book
and believe it or not
the story lines were pretty similar (and equally trash-y).
stupid lifetime movie:
denise richards stars as a wedding planner who has ocd (I'm not even kidding, that's seriously part of the plot...)
complicated ups and downs ensue...
timeline anyone?
1. breaks up with her husband (tried to cheat on her with her sister>>notice this detail because it will come back to bite you in the butt) but they are still legally married.
2. gets a huge wedding order at work (naw... not the the SAUSAGE KINGS DAUGHTER! why we'll be the talk of the town)
3. is at another wedding and when the groom decides to rappel down the church (?) and gets stuck meets a fire fighter and flirts
4. finds out that firefighter man is engaged to her client
5. firefighter (un)hottie makes various moves on poor ocd afflicted wedding planner... takes her to a park and when she jumps off a carousel in an attempt to get away from him (as she realizes that what she is doing is wrong...) twists her ankle. He takes her to the ER and makes her breakfast the next morning bla bla bla
6. Planner goes to work and finds client had a fight with her fiancee... he comes in and surprise surprise
7. Finds out that client is actually engaged to firefighter man's BROTHER (also a firefighter (un)hottie)
8. Two weeks before wedding and sausage king's daughter wants to move her wedding up because she is pregnant with her fiancees brother
9. I don't remember how but somehow she finds out that the two (un)hottie's have yet another brother!... decides to forgive original firefighter man
10. Wedding planner freaks out and storms out on her and firefighter man's date that night
11. Planner gets her ex to come over and finally sign the divorce papers... but on his way out he sees DUN DUN DUN... firefighter man and lets him know that they're "married"
12. ultimate reconciliation at wedding.
and finally
13. A wedding of ocd wedding planner's own... with the original (un)hottie as the groom... but with his other brothers ayears when she nd sausage kings daughter standing by.
**insert between every other word jokes that are meant to be witty but instead come off as incredibly stupid (in part because they are incredibly stupid)
stupid book not worth printing on paper
1. girl breaks up with her boyfriend of four years when she goes to college
2. girl converses with lesbian (again weird/random but strangely part of the actual plot...) sister via email
3. girl meets sorority ready roomate who is a pagant beauty queen
4. girl decides to flirt with boys every day for a month (with the help of roomie and lesbian sister)
5. girl meets "hottie" at newspaper
6. girl finds "hottie" is taken
7. girls ex comes down for the weekend... they break up all over again
8. girl gets involved with a boy exactly like her ex
9. girl breaks up with clone of ex
10. girl learns that "hottie" is single after all
11. girl gets together with hottie
**insert between every word cheap alcohol/beer (because no one cards you at college), ugly skirts, and designer coffees (which every college student can afford despite lack of a job and humble beginnings in new joisey)
so dumb
must clense my mind...
