fathers day!!!
today is fathers day so my mother has asked my father to do some yardwork and take me and norah to the pool while she goes shopping for clothes which she needs for chicago because we're going on wednesday (yay excited yay!!) at least we get some good bbq or pizza or whatever for dinner. and a chocotaco at the pool. yummy yummy. and because it is fathers day we had bacon for breakfast. turkey bacon but bacon still. salty crunchy yummy. yesterday i was so bored that i made a dumb quiz. voila:
who said it?
1.___ when asked by a british child what the white house was like he responded with a tactful "it's white"
2.___ "smoking kills. if you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life'
3.___ "whenever i watch tv and see those poor starving kids all over the world i cant help but cry. i mean, i'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff"
4.___ "i made a pact with myself that i wasnt going to hook up with anyone. so, right not, im not going to date anyone. i'm not going to kiss anyone. nothing."
5.___ "dumb is just not knowins. ditzy is having the courage to ask! dizty is not editing yourself."
6.___ "i have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but i don't always agree with them"
WORD BANK **may use names more than once**
a) paris hilton
b) george bush
c) jessica simpson
d) brooke shields
e) mariah cary
ok did you guess?? here are the answers:
1. b
2. d
3. e
4. a
5. c
6. b
hee hee funny funny celebrities are such idiots why do we idoize them so and pay them billions of millions of dollars each year for doing what... being an idiot? being rich? dunno. dont care. lets eat some chocolate pudding.
who said it?
1.___ when asked by a british child what the white house was like he responded with a tactful "it's white"
2.___ "smoking kills. if you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life'
3.___ "whenever i watch tv and see those poor starving kids all over the world i cant help but cry. i mean, i'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff"
4.___ "i made a pact with myself that i wasnt going to hook up with anyone. so, right not, im not going to date anyone. i'm not going to kiss anyone. nothing."
5.___ "dumb is just not knowins. ditzy is having the courage to ask! dizty is not editing yourself."
6.___ "i have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but i don't always agree with them"
WORD BANK **may use names more than once**
a) paris hilton
b) george bush
c) jessica simpson
d) brooke shields
e) mariah cary
ok did you guess?? here are the answers:
1. b
2. d
3. e
4. a
5. c
6. b
hee hee funny funny celebrities are such idiots why do we idoize them so and pay them billions of millions of dollars each year for doing what... being an idiot? being rich? dunno. dont care. lets eat some chocolate pudding.
haha i love that!
Posted by
Ruthie |
5:55 PM